True, it's taking all my mortal powers not to open mock Google's faux hipster marketing -- MARKETING! -- and brazen copying of Apple's style, from like 6 years ago.

Remember, boys and girls, anyone tells you Apple is a marketing company is doing you a favor. They're letting you know right off the bat, they are dumb.

Still, push aside all the Google marketing silliness. The intent of the message rings true. Remember, there was no iPhone just five years ago. We've come so far, so fast. 

It's fun to wonder what we might have just five short years from now.

Dangerous Minds reminds us that today is the inciteful Marianne Faithful's 65th birthday!

I subscribe to the awesome Travel Film Archive channel on YouTube. They have just uploaded a travel video on Ireland, from 50 years ago.

I loved this. Of course, I love pretty shiny things.

The music makes the film.

This is America, dammit. If your advertisement is not funny, than the females damn well better be attractive. Baseline attractive. Checking out they ass in the grocery store attractive. Minimum. These are not.

Besides, I thought Samsung said bohemian hipsters all waste their time standing in line for the next iPhone?

No one fucks like a hungry Russian girl.

Am I right!

So maybe we should take away their Burger Kings. But keep their Burger King commercials.