Apple is a marketing company. WIndows Phone sticky fingers edition.

Take a look at all these cool -- British! -- hipsters with their fondue and appies and DJ and skinny jeans, all waiting in line for the newest...Windows Phone.

If you think Apple is the biggest company in the world, the most profitable smartphone company in the world, the leading tablet maker in the world, the only  "PC" company that is growing -- because of marketing and desperate hipsters having to get the latest if not greatest Apple product because, you know, they're weak in spirit and were told to by Steve Jobs, even after his death -- than you, my friend...

...are stupid.