A five year deal! 5 years! Apple signs five year exclusive with AT&T! Are you kidding me? Absolutely.

One word: Pixar

Is Dear Leader a few short years away from controlling one of the planet's premier media creators, largest fixed line and wireless carriers and the best devices to leverage both?

One more word:   Bwhahahahahahahahahahah

Perhaps, boys and girls, the conclusion of the smartphone wars won't be decided by who has sold the most smartphones?