Google's got 99 problems but a bitch aint one. Hit me!

What do you want from Google? I mean really want? I mean that's about to alter your very being, exposing the chasm between you and the other, between now and the past?

If you said faster desktop search, give yourself a 100 Grand bar.

And what better to show off the new (almost available) instant search? Someone cool. Someone the kids just love. Only, he wasn't available. So here's a video from some guy from 50 years ago.

And where the hell my rap patrol? I start typing in "99 problems..." and the Google auto-magic went blank when I typed in "bitch" -- which is the actual lyric I was, you know, *searching* for.