the smartphone wars

Mr Obama is handing out free money, bitches!

Nothing like a presidential election year to grease the palms! Per the New York Times:

After months of painstaking talks, the nation’s biggest banks have agreed to a $25 billion settlement that could provide relief to more than two million current and former American homeowners harmed by the bursting of the housing bubble, state and federal officials said. It is part of a broad government settlement aimed at halting the housing market’s downward slide.

Fuck that! Why should I be left out just because I didn't go to public school -- and can do math?

If our government is going to take $25 billion from the banks, I want my fair share.

There's about 325 million people in this country (legally), so that's about $75 a person. I damn well better get my $75!