My evil genius plan to make money off all you buying gold!
Submitted by workerB on 2 September, 2010 - 14:50
Do you own gold? Sure, we all do.
We have been told that gold is the only fail-safe investment, that it is a hedge against inflation, and that, well, AMERICA IS GOING TO CRASH AND BURN!
Only, where, exactly, do you keep that gold? In a bank? A bank! They're part of the cabal! Hidden under your mattress? Please. That's the first place your Jamaican housecleaner will look!
Send me your gold -- or jewelry -- and I will store it safely inside my underground lair, ready for distribution, to you, come the end of days.
You can trust me. I've been offering this service since 2009.
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