No, Groupon. I'm not interested in today's deal. In no deal, in fact.

Maybe at least in this instance, I'm more like a man. Because I don't get Groupon at all. Or maybe it's because, and I don't mean to be snobbish about this, I don't need to use coupons.

We make a pretty good living. Better than most, I admit. Even still, it's not only about the money that I'm annoyed with Groupon. It's all these sites and services and SMS's that keep pushing out all these DEALS OF THE DAY on my smartphone.

Everything you need to know about me, where I am, what I'm looking for, is right there on my smartphone. Just give me your best price. No coupons, no special deals, no memberships. Here's my money. I want your product. Just don't take advantage of me.

This seems like it ought to be really simple.