Nokia wears its war wound like a crown....Calls its child MeeGo...

Another day, another bigwig from Nokia with lots of As in his name leaves. This one, the head of MeeGo, which as I have told you before will be dead on arrival, leaves Nokia to join a small start-up with hopes of a big IPO payout.

Nah. I'm just messing with you. MeeGo is so dicked that Ari Jaaski is leaving to join...Palm.

After quitting/being let go about a month ago. But these MeeGo/Nokia guys are in high demand. Must be, cause Apple and Google and Facebook were all competing for him.

Nah. Still messing with you. He really is heading to Palm/HP.

And the double penetration being performed on the near-lifeless body of MeeGo continues. Sad, really. But the smartphone wars makes monsters of us all.