Very short skirts, high heels, catfights, wet t-shirts, crossed legs, little asses...and the destruction of childhood

I took a friend out to a bar on a big college campus last week. His first visit. Not that we're (that) old, but both of us were a bit surprised at how hookered up all the college girls (er, women) were as they strolled around campus.

Now I know.

They gotta compete with these tweens. On Nick at Nite.

No, I'm not making this up.